tmi/tid aprreciation weeks day 5: favourite relationship » Isabelle Lightwood & Simon Lewis
"there are things we want, down under what we know, under even what we feel. there are things our souls want, and mine wants you." .
Crow: CROW YES!
It’s actually impossible to measure how many fucks a corvid give because there is no device sensitive enough to register such a tiny amount.
science/animal side of tumblr… explain to me the birb thing
Tail Pulling is a behavior noted in many corvids. The practical application is to create a distraction that will allow the birb to make off with the target’s food. Imagine being in the lunch room and a large fellow has a Twinkie you covet. You can’t just take it from him because he’ll defend his Twinkie. But if you thwap him on the back of his neck and then dash around to snag the Twinkie while he investigates, you stand a decent chance of enjoying spongey goodness. This is basically that in birb form.
Except corvids don’t only do this as a distraction. Sometimes they seem to just being doing it to mess with other animals/birbs. But to use my lunch room analogy, there are times you might thwap someone sneakily on the back of the neck just for amusement. Primates exhibit behavior that appears to be just be annoying other animals for amusement. Given how intelligent crows are, its not unlikely that this is a manifestation of an innate desire to just fuck with someone else for the fun of it. Such as this from the link above:
THANK YOU FOR THE BIRB KNOWLEDGE
birds really are such assholes
this hedgehog is cheering for u bc u can do anything
what do you call your undead significant other?
People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers” your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am.
You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you.
Let’s pretend the ending in Epic didn’t happen and MK became queen, ok?
I would describe Nod as charming, juvenile, adolescent, immature, irresponsible, but forgivable because he’ll give you the baby eyes and the cute smile.
-Stewart Shaw, animator
Orphan Black alphabet | C is for Comedy
Marie Antoinette 2006
Rapunzel in a coronation dress - coloured ;)
This was a bit of an experiment.
*does laundry but like in a punk way*
*does laundry but in a musical theatre way*
*does musical theatre but in a punk way*
*does punk but in a musical theatre way*
Of all a deer’s senses, their eyesight is the worst.
I don’t know what I was expecting but this was so much better than that
#let’s talk about how they’re already a little bit in love with each other but they just haven’t realised it yet #not only in this adaptation is it obvious #it’s obvious in every adaptation and the book #they’re not all the way there yet #and it’s still so subtle as to be disguised by their long-time friendly affection respect and love for one another #but it’s there #IT”S RIGHT THERE #AHAHAHAHAHA #this is why Emma/Knightley are my fave #emma approved
the scorpio races as a tv s e r i e s │by WimzeeVids